Frequently Asked Question

I knew I had to make one more entry before 2010 is up. I just couldn’t leave my first year as a Strumpet with no final entry.

But what would it be about? I have one client I’ve been wanting to mention lately, but he’s not worthy of a final entry. The fact that he refers to my vagina as a honeybun is amusing, but not year-end worthy.

Strumpet resolutions for the new year? Tempting. But on considering this, I realized that they had more to do with new computer games and various ways to get away with eating while talking. Not titillating material by any stretch.

A year-end summary of the types of calls I got all year? Could be interesting. But my client cards runneth over, and I don’t particularly feel like running down all the different types for you, with reminders or explanations about the type of caller.

Then I realized that I had an untouched idea. My clients ask mostly the same questions every call. In some cases, I roll my eyes and have to suppress a long sigh when getting asked the same questions over again, because I answer the same way each time.

For the most part, I have my Strumpet persona built. I’m the same person for each call, with variants added based upon the clients requests. Appearance, kinks, it’s all there to be picked from my brain and spat through the phone.

So, for my year-end entry, we’re going to play Get to Know Your Strumpet.

Strumpet Thanksgiving

This strumpet takes holidays off. Not the fake holidays, like Labor Day, or Good Friday. But the big ones, I actually do have a family, and friends outside the internet world, and activities have been planned.

I have much to be thankful for this year, not least of which is the amazing opportunity to talk to some of the oddest human beings in North America. Hoping to expand my clientele to include other countries, but as of right now, I'm stuck with Americans and Canadians.

Every year, I really enjoy making a list of everything I am thankful for. For years, it's helped get me through horrendous family bonding. So, for the first Thanksgiving as a Phone Strumpet, may I present the Top 10 Things I Am Thankful For: Strumpet Edition.